Someone stole my child.

[volksdragon]

Someone apparently has stolen my cute little girl, and replaced her with an angry stomping mean little wretch. What the fuck. Where did my cute little kid go?

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[slymongoose.livejournal.com]

*sigh* It's just a phase - I hope, and one that does not end with the sullen all black leather wearing and the constant sneering, I hope even more.

I think she just needs more sugar! yeah! A hot fudge sundae and going fishing or having a round of mini golf with Daddy time, maybe?

If it does continue, you can just take comfort and think of the day when some hopeful young man knocks on your door and says he is there to take her out on a date. Then you can access all that inner frustration and let it out. Just like in the song:
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/atkins-rodney/cleaning-this-gun-come-on-in-boy-17225.html

Sample:

Rodney Atkins, Cleaning This Gun (Come on in Boy) Lyrics
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Artist: Atkins Rodney
Song: Cleaning This Gun (Come on in Boy)
Album: If You're Going Through Hell
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The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence
But then I’m lost

I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head
That I forgot

I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Ain’t it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Well now that I’m a father
I’m scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind

She’s growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
I’ll have to put the fear of god into
Some kid at the door

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all go out and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

(This next part said soft as in an aside:)

Now it's all for show
Ain’t nobody gonna get hurt
It’s just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man it works!

Bwahahahhahaa!
Auntie Mongoose

[slymongoose.livejournal.com]

Whoopsie. I gave you the whole song lyrics and all the info and stuff.
Oh well.