Thank you, Lance
Jul. 25th, 2005 10:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Thank you, Lance Armstrong, for showing the world what a true sporting champion looks like.
Your name can sit comfortably among other such sports notables as Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Hank Aaron, Wayne Gretzky and other truly legendary sports figures. As they have, you have done something that will probably never be equaled, you've raised to level required to be a champion to an almost unfathomable height, and you've captivated the whole world while doing it. Vive La Tour. Vive Lance. Merci Beaucoup, et Bon Sante.

Your name can sit comfortably among other such sports notables as Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Hank Aaron, Wayne Gretzky and other truly legendary sports figures. As they have, you have done something that will probably never be equaled, you've raised to level required to be a champion to an almost unfathomable height, and you've captivated the whole world while doing it. Vive La Tour. Vive Lance. Merci Beaucoup, et Bon Sante.

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Date: 2005-07-25 03:03 pm (UTC)The Sun Rose.
This being Summer, it's going to be warmer than Winter.
If there are no clouds, the sky will probably be Blue.
Lance Armstrong wins the Tour De Lance again.
When God set him on this earth, he used a "Venti" heart mold. Some people waste breath on debating if this gives him a sporting edge. Personally, I take a look at the reputation he seems to have as a human being, and the foundation he started, and I make an educated guess as to what it's real purpose was. :)
Correct me of I'm wrong, but Lance Armstrong sounds like they should put his photo in the dictionary next to "Class Act."
I did a quick Google News search, trying to find some dirt on Lance. I found some accusations of using blood enhancers. The evidence?
Of course, there are also rumors that he'll run for governor of Texas, now that he's retired from cycling. Who knows? In a few years, we might see President Armstrong.
I can't think of a better way to piss off the French. ;)
Of course, that would mean Sheryl Crow was either the "First Lady" or the "First Girlfriend." I wonder if she would sing at the inauguration?
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Date: 2005-07-25 03:59 pm (UTC)His heart was 30% larger than average. His lung capacity is astronomical. His mental focus was unshakeable, and his desire to win was unparalleled. There's no mystery why he won all the races he did. Like he himself said, "After you beat life-threatening cancer, everything else looks easy."
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Date: 2005-07-25 04:22 pm (UTC)In other words, a bunch of crybabies who can't stand the fact that, despite being among the top 20 cyclists on the planet, can't beat Lance.
"Ohhh! There's someone better than me and I can't beat him. I need to do everything I can to smear his reputation so I can claim I'm really better."
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Date: 2005-07-25 03:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-25 04:05 pm (UTC)And I think it's cool how they are all in yellow :)
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