A FINE idea

[volksdragon]

I think the Army National Guard should hold a charity event for a Breast Cancer group. Get out some of the guys in uniform, and some of their vehicles. Perhaps a road-race or something.


The name of the event?




TANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES.

Comments

[goldispikes.livejournal.com]

Dude, Army guys are EXACTLY what those lame-ass cancer walks need. (not sarcasm)

I would have SO MUCH MORE FUN.

[technoluddite.livejournal.com]

Groan.

[solcita.livejournal.com]

SIGH.

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

I know, I can't help it. Sorry. :)

[kaasirpent]

I tried valiantly to find one using HUMMER, but...I just couldn't make my mind go there. Perhaps you...?

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's the wrong anatomical trait to be joking with. You'd have to imply a specific sex act to combine mammaries with hummers, and I think that's asking a bit much of a one line pun.

It would however work well as part of a Breast Cancer Fund Raiser themed telling of The Aristocrats

[metalliman502.livejournal.com]

i like your icon

[liddle-oldman.livejournal.com]

AAUUGGHHHHHHHHHH.

[thnidu.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but tank treads would tear up normal pavement somethin' awful, wouldn't they?