Long Live Wikipedia

[volksdragon]

"It was announced on April 10, 2007 3:45 PM at a news conference, that Birkhead is the biological father of Dannielynn. Each sperm he shot was worth approximately $200 dollars."

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[whuffle.livejournal.com]

And now the man will be crowing to all his friends at the top of his lungs like some prize rooster the day before the 4-H Fair. Oh, and he's pretty damned likely to start offering to sell his prized sperm to sperm-banks and desperate rich couples at a princely price of $X00,000 per "donation". (And of course, donations done "in person" and "au natural" are more likely to be sucessful...right????) So yeah, now the man is going to do the same as all the girls and boys on Sunset; he's gonna be getting paid big bucks by folks who want the "privilege of his company"....

[buckeyebrain.livejournal.com]

I lol'd.

[kaasirpent]

Alas, they have already edited the humor out and replaced it with stark facts. A pity, really.