OMG, I'm crying here....

[volksdragon]

I love Fark. You all know this my now. Comments like THIS are why I like it so much.

"Who the bleeding hell wants a woman that wears a size zero?

It would be like making love to a bag of antlers."

Comments

*grinz*

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

My friend Andre in college said it was like "having sex with a bag of rakes" but, yeah...same point.

Hehe.

Re: *grinz*

[(Anonymous)]

ROTFLOLACGU!

Re: *grinz*

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

Those are both far more creative than "Shagging a microwaved skeleton".

Your versions are also more accurate, as thin girls tend not to retain heat.

Still, given the fact that Fark is the source material we're going from, someone has to toss in a reference to "Pointy knees."