BEAT BEAT MUTILATE CRUSH CRUSH KILL

MAIM! BASH! BLUDGEON! CRUSH! This military death-droid doesn't take any shit. Got a problem? Violence is the solution. Parking ticket? Kill them. Post's late? Bear trap. Cold pizza? Tactical warhead. You're not sure if people respect or simply fear you, but if they get in your way, they're toast.
What's your malfunction?

I've spent so much time in the past 6 months working on other peoples' houses...

I figured I should get going on our own.

Plan 1: Moving the TV/Entertainment area into the room behind our kitchen
Status: TV Procured. Room Measurements taken. Ikea visited for furniture/rug possibilities. Sea chest in back room 85% emptied out. "Spare" wardrobe upstairs in bedroom emptied out to be removed so Sea chest can go upstairs in its place.

Plan 2: Remove crappy tile in Kitchen, leave under layer until we re-do entire kitchen
Status: Remember how everyone you ever discussed removing vinyl tile with said, "JUST LAY THE NEW TILE ON TOP OF IT?!" Now I know why: removing that fucking adhesive SUCKS. I have something that removes it, but it's almost impossible to do it evenly. 85% tiles removed (except for about 10 total under cabinets and fridge), still in process of destickifying the floor. Yuck.

Plan 3: Fix funny smell coming from dryer
Status: removed rear of dryer, vacuumed out 1800 cu. ft. of hair, fur, dust, and lint. Smell is better, if not gone. May need to replace dryer heating coil (electric)

Plan 4: Make Golf wheels shiny
Status: Done. Acheived while waiting for destickifying goop to work. Wheels are now uber-shiny.

Plan 5: Clean up/declutter basement
Status: This one was actually made possible by the DirectTV guy coming over, when I realized that when he attempted to reach any of the cabling and failed in the basement, he'd simply leave me with a pile of cable and tell me to do it my goddamned self. This was achieved last Sunday/Monday. It's a LOT better, but not yet done.

OK, back to destickifying. Wheeeee.