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Feb. 4th, 2002
| Which Classic Book Are You? | |
| Book: | Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe. |
| Synopsis: | Daniel Defoe relates the tale of an English sailor marooned on a desert island for nearly three decades. An ordinary man struggling to survive in extraordinary circumstances, Robinson Crusoe wrestles with fate and the nature of God. |
| Excerpt: | It happened one day about noon, going towards my boat, I was exceedingly surprised with the print of a man's naked foot on the shore, which was very plain to be seen in the sand. I stood like one thunderstruck, or as if I had seen an apparition; I listened, I looked round me, I could hear nothing, nor see anything; I went up to a rising ground to look farther; I went up the shore and down the shore, but it was all one, I could see no other impression but that one; I went to it again to see if there were any more, and to observe if it might not be my fancy, but there was no room for that, for there was exactly the very print of a foot, toes, heel, and every other part of a foot; how it came thither I knew not, nor could in the least imagine. |
| Amazon: | Robinson Crusoe |
| Which Classic Book Are You? |
Damn, I wanted to be Agent Smith!
Feb. 4th, 2002 10:03 am
You're loyal to your friends and family. You try not to let people know when you don't like them, because you try you best to treat everyone equally. You're not a leader, you tend to follow orders and respect those who tell you what to do. You're smart and a quick thinker. You take life as its handed to you, and try to make the best of it. You're constantly surrounded by friends and family, and you're a respectable person.
Since his recent divorce, your lawyer has been using his car
for an office.
Your spouse's lawyer has suddenly taken to lighting his
cigarettes with twenties.
The judge is seriously considering your spouse's request for
custody of your immortal soul.
Your spouse's attorney is seeking the death penalty.
Your husband has been granted temporary custody of one of
your implants.
Your mother's name appears on your wife's witness list.
Given the choice, your penis opts to live with her.
Your portion of the settlement so far: The Commodore 64,
the Chia pets and the Wham! CD collection.
Jerry Springer cancelled your appearance, citing "Safety
Concerns."
You discover that Judge Jacques' last name is actually *not*
pronounced "Jack-ass."
In her search for hidden assets, your wife hires a
proctologist.
Your half of the dog arrives postage due.
Johnnie Cochran's closing argument: "If dad goes gay, he's
got to pay!"
and the Number 1 Sign Your Divorce Isn't Going Well . . .
During the pre-trial conference, the judge brings your wife to
orgasm with his toe under the conference table.
for an office.
Your spouse's lawyer has suddenly taken to lighting his
cigarettes with twenties.
The judge is seriously considering your spouse's request for
custody of your immortal soul.
Your spouse's attorney is seeking the death penalty.
Your husband has been granted temporary custody of one of
your implants.
Your mother's name appears on your wife's witness list.
Given the choice, your penis opts to live with her.
Your portion of the settlement so far: The Commodore 64,
the Chia pets and the Wham! CD collection.
Jerry Springer cancelled your appearance, citing "Safety
Concerns."
You discover that Judge Jacques' last name is actually *not*
pronounced "Jack-ass."
In her search for hidden assets, your wife hires a
proctologist.
Your half of the dog arrives postage due.
Johnnie Cochran's closing argument: "If dad goes gay, he's
got to pay!"
and the Number 1 Sign Your Divorce Isn't Going Well . . .
During the pre-trial conference, the judge brings your wife to
orgasm with his toe under the conference table.
Cute Hannah Trick #2566
Feb. 4th, 2002 10:57 pmWhen she's tired, and I pick her up, she lays her head on my shoulder, and sticks her hands down in between her body and mine, like she's tucking them in. It's too cute.