OMG, I'm crying here....

[volksdragon]

I love Fark. You all know this my now. Comments like THIS are why I like it so much.

"Who the bleeding hell wants a woman that wears a size zero?

It would be like making love to a bag of antlers."

Comments

[gimmeapony.livejournal.com]

Ah, Fark. Land of 40 year old overweight acne ridden virgins who consider themselves experts on attractiveness.

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they're still FUNNY. I don't have to be NEAR them, I get to laugh at them from over HERE. :)

[reo.livejournal.com]

I think that's called "The Internet."

[string-on-desk.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

That almost validates the Ben and Jerry's that I want to go out and eat.

[jaiwyn.livejournal.com]

Is a size 20 better than a 0 then?

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

Is a size 20 better than a 0 then?

Yes, yes it is.

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

I would have to say YES, but your mileage will vary widely (no pun intended) on that question.

[jaiwyn.livejournal.com]

Personally I'd LIKE to be a size 12. That's MY ideal weight. But I'd settle for 16. 20.. is hard to find clothes in...

*grinz*

[bramblekite.livejournal.com]

My friend Andre in college said it was like "having sex with a bag of rakes" but, yeah...same point.

Hehe.

Re: *grinz*

[(Anonymous)]

ROTFLOLACGU!

Re: *grinz*

[halleyscomet.livejournal.com]

Those are both far more creative than "Shagging a microwaved skeleton".

Your versions are also more accurate, as thin girls tend not to retain heat.

Still, given the fact that Fark is the source material we're going from, someone has to toss in a reference to "Pointy knees."

[biophile6.livejournal.com]

OK I dont mind size zero.

but thats STILL funny. :)

[kiteflier98.livejournal.com]

This bag is not a toy...

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

LOL.

BAG MAY CAUSE SUFFOCATION. DANGER. PELIGRO.

[kiteflier98.livejournal.com]

*LOL* I love having someone to share my dirty little secrets with. :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Did you know that Drew Curtis is a friend of mine from like, 7 years ago?

I once drove 12 hours to go to a drunken party with him and crash at his house afterwards. I was underage, too. And I got to see his wife's boobies!

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

Hahah! I had no idea! His site is funny as hell.

So, how are his wife's boobies? :P~~~

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Not large, but very nice. ;)

I haven't actually talked to him in years... :( He got REALLY busy when Fark started getting big.