I could not live with myself....

[volksdragon]

...if I was the newsman who wrote this headline.

"Dominatrix beats murder rap"

Link here if you're curious. She's from Quincy!

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Classic, classic work

[fappyheet.livejournal.com]

...and the editor gets an assist for letting it through. What would the line have been if she hadn't? "Dominatrix gets the shackles?" In the spirit of Fark, would she be headed to Federal SMOTA prision?

Re: Classic, classic work

[scirocco.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Awesome. SMOTA, I'll need to remember that one. :)

Re: Classic, classic work

[marmota.livejournal.com]

Heh, yeah, FARK listed it as "Dominatrix beats rap, whips prosecutor, boots judge, loses handcuffs". Personally, given the schtick with the hood, I would've gone for "Prosecutor gimped by lack of evidence". ;)