[identity profile] bramblekite.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
another for the "stupid people shouldn't breed" files.

*stuffs the story into an over-filled filing cabinet full of similar stupidities*

[identity profile] marmota.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh* Our culture conditions people to think anything they could possibly do is inherently safe. After all, these morons were able to successfully call for help. Any bets on them suing the jetski manufacturer for not putting "Learn to swim before operating this" stickers on it?

[identity profile] scirocco.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
There probably WAS a "Pregnant Women should not operate this device" sticker!!

[identity profile] enochs-fable.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
To me it seems the not being able to swim part is the real kicker.

[identity profile] volare.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
....."3 feet of water" ??

[identity profile] jost.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Valles can't swim and she is four months pregnant.

I'm trying to conceive of how this could have seemed like a good idea to her but I'm stymied.

[identity profile] buckeyebrain.livejournal.com 2005-06-08 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
She was vying for a Darwin Award.